Funny Birthday Wishes

A lighter? We’re going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles.
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old you are.
It must have been Napoleon in command since you were separated from your mother.
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
So many candles for such a little cake.
They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
Have fun as much as you can, but not too much, because you are in a vulnerable age.
Consider yourself a glass of wine. The more the age the more the taste.
Most of the well-known people became famous in a bygone age. Don’t you feel lucky?
Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
Huppy birthday my dear uncle! we didn’t buy you a birthday cake ok? we haven’t much for so many candles.
Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
You must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine or something.